48 lines
1.9 KiB
Plaintext
48 lines
1.9 KiB
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head
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title Uh-Oh! | Flitter
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style(type="text/css").
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@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Rajdhani');
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@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Oxygen+Mono');
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html,
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body {
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background-color: #c7dbdf;
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font-family: "Rajdhani",sans-serif;
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padding-left: 2%;
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padding-top: 2%;
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}
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p {
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font-family: "Oxygen Mono",sans-serif;
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font-size: 14pt;
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}
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body
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h1 Error: #{error ? error.message : (message ? message : 'An unknown error has occurred.')}
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h3 Status: #{error ? error.status : (status ? status : 500)}
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h4#errmsg
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if error
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p !{error.stack.replace(/\n/g, '<br>')}
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script.
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const errors = [
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'Insert your Windows installation disc and restart your computer.',
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'I am a teapot.',
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'Printing not supported on this printer.',
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'Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue.',
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'Bailing out. You\'re on your own. Good luck.',
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'A team of highly trained monkeys is on its way.',
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'Well.... something happened.',
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'Beats the hell out of me, but something went wrong.',
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'Yeaaaaah... if you could, like, not, that\'d be great.',
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'I\'m fine. Everything is fine.',
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'Blocked by Windows Parental Controls.',
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'This is not the bug you\'re looking for.',
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'Houston, we have a problem.',
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'I don\'t think we\'re in Kansas anymore...',
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'Please enable ActiveX to continue. ;)',
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'Your PC ran into a wall.',
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'Are you on drugs?',
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'Error: Success',
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]
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document.getElementById('errmsg').innerHTML = errors[Math.floor(Math.random()*errors.length)]
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