diff --git a/src/app/services/Provisioner.service.ts b/src/app/services/Provisioner.service.ts
index ff609ce..6d9569b 100644
--- a/src/app/services/Provisioner.service.ts
+++ b/src/app/services/Provisioner.service.ts
@@ -118,33 +118,22 @@ export class Provisioner {
         return `p5x-node-${(Math.random() + 1).toString(36).substring(9)}${nextNodeNum}`
     }
 
-    public async mountVolume(volume: Volume, mountpoint?: string, idOffset: number = 0): Promise<Volume> {
+    public async mountVolume(volume: Volume, mountpoint?: string): Promise<Volume> {
         mountpoint = mountpoint || volume.getDefaultMountpoint()
         // TODO Lock the container's config
 
         const node = await volume.getNode()
 
         const ctConfig = await node.getConfigLines()
-        const nextMountpoint = ctConfig.nextNthValue('mp') + idOffset
+        const nextMountpoint = ctConfig.nextNthValue('mp')
 
         // FIXME: unlock container config
 
         const api = await this.getApi()
         const line = `${await volume.getQualifiedName()},mp=${mountpoint},backup=1`
-        try {
-            await api.nodes.$(node.unqualifiedPVEHost())
-                .lxc.$(node.pveId)
-                .config.$put({ [`mp${nextMountpoint}`]: line })
-        } catch (e) {
-            if ( idOffset > 4 ) {
-                throw e
-            }
-
-            this.logging.error('Error mounting volume! Will retry with a higher mountpointIdentifier. Original error:')
-            this.logging.error(e)
-            await node.updateConfig(lines => lines.removePending(line))
-            return this.mountVolume(volume, mountpoint, idOffset + 1)
-        }
+        await api.nodes.$(node.unqualifiedPVEHost())
+            .lxc.$(node.pveId)
+            .config.$put({ [`mp${nextMountpoint}`]: line })
 
         volume.mountpointIdentifier = `mp${nextMountpoint}`
         volume.mountpoint = mountpoint
@@ -166,10 +155,29 @@ export class Provisioner {
         await nodeHost.run(shellCommand(`umount "${volume.mountpoint}"`))
         volume.mountpoint = undefined
 
-        // TODO Lock the container's config
+        // Okay, here's some fucky-wucky shit:
+        // To avoid security vulnerabilities where hosts can umount their disks and break the
+        // firewall between CT and host, when a disk is mounted to a CT, Proxmox opens a clone
+        // of the mount in a special directory in the mount namespace of the container process'
+        // parent (i.e. the "monitor" process).
+        // If we umount the disk from the container, but not the monitor process, we won't be
+        // able to reattach any disks to the same mpX path (mp0, mp1, mp2, &c.)
+        // So to get around this, we (1) look up the container process, (2) figure out the
+        // monitor process, then (3) umount the clone.
+        // This was *such* a pain in the ass to figure out, but it's a testament to open-
+        // source that I was able to do it at all.
+
+        const pveHost = await this.getPVEHost(node.pveHost.split('/')[1])
+        const ctPIDResult = await pveHost.runLineResult(shellCommand(`lxc-info -n ${node.pveId} -p`))
+        const ctPID = String(ctPIDResult).split('PID:')[1]?.trim()
+        if ( !ctPID ) {
+            throw new Error(`Could not cleanly unmount volume ${volume.volumeId}: could not find container PID`)
+        }
+
+        const parentPID = await pveHost.runLineResult(shellCommand(`ps -o ppid= -p ${ctPID}`))
+        await pveHost.run(shellCommand(`nsenter --target ${parentPID} --mount /bin/bash -c 'umount /var/lib/lxc/.pve-staged-mounts/${volume.mountpointIdentifier}'`))
 
         // Replace the disk's mountpoint with an unused disk
-        const pveHost = await this.getPVEHost(node.pveHost.split('/')[1])
         const pveFilesystem = await pveHost.getFilesystem()
         const ctConfig = pveFilesystem.getPath(`/etc/pve/lxc/${node.pveId}.conf`)
         const ctConfigLines = await ctConfig.read()
@@ -193,7 +201,7 @@ export class Provisioner {
 
         volume.mountpointIdentifier = `unused${maxUnused+1}`
 
-        // Update the container's config and FIXME: unlock it
+        // Update the container's config
         await ctConfig.write(newConfigLines.join('\n'))
 
         volume.save()
@@ -509,14 +517,14 @@ export class Provisioner {
         return node
     }
 
-    public async createVolume(name: string, sizeInBytes: number, idOffset: number = 0): Promise<Volume> {
+    public async createVolume(name: string, sizeInBytes: number): Promise<Volume> {
         this.logging.info(`Creating volume ${name} with size ${sizeInBytes / 1024}KiB...`)
 
         const masterNode = await Node.getMaster()
         const api = await this.getApi()
 
         let ctConfig = await masterNode.getConfigLines()
-        const nextMountpoint = ctConfig.nextNthValue('mp') + idOffset
+        const nextMountpoint = ctConfig.nextNthValue('mp')
 
         // FIXME: unlock container config
 
@@ -530,20 +538,9 @@ export class Provisioner {
         const provisionSizeInGiB = Math.max(Math.ceil(sizeInBytes/(1024*1024*1024)), 1)
         const storage = await Setting.loadOneRequired('pveStoragePool')
         const line = `${storage}:${provisionSizeInGiB},mp=${vol.getDefaultMountpoint()},backup=1`
-        try {
-            await api.nodes.$(masterNode.unqualifiedPVEHost())
-                .lxc.$(masterNode.pveId)
-                .config.$put({ [`mp${nextMountpoint}`]: line })
-        } catch (e) {
-            if ( idOffset > 4 ) {
-                throw e
-            }
-
-            this.logging.error('Encountered error while creating volume. Will retry. Original error:')
-            this.logging.error(e)
-            await masterNode.updateConfig(lines => lines.removePending(line))
-            return this.createVolume(name, sizeInBytes, idOffset + 1)
-        }
+        await api.nodes.$(masterNode.unqualifiedPVEHost())
+            .lxc.$(masterNode.pveId)
+            .config.$put({ [`mp${nextMountpoint}`]: line })
 
         ctConfig = await masterNode.getConfigLines()
         const mount = ctConfig.getForKey(`mp${nextMountpoint}`)