diff --git a/src/app/configs/app.config.ts b/src/app/configs/app.config.ts
index d9e860c..823be93 100644
--- a/src/app/configs/app.config.ts
+++ b/src/app/configs/app.config.ts
@@ -137,5 +137,101 @@ export default {
             line3: '#efe2df',
             highlightTheme: 'base16/atelier-cave-light',
         },
+        americana: {
+            displayName: "Americana",
+            background: '#f6f4f3',
+            backgroundOffset: 'rgba(120, 153, 185, 0.1)',
+            backgroundOffset2: 'rgba(120, 153, 185, 0.2)',
+            hero: '#17396e',
+            font: '#af5b5b',
+            fontMuted: '#276fbf',
+            box: '#7899b9',
+            link: 'var(--c-hero)',
+            noiseSize: '100px',
+            line3: '#af5b5b',
+            line1: '#17396e',
+            line2: '#276fbf',
+            highlightTheme: 'base16/atelier-cave-light',
+        },
+        ubuntu: {
+            displayName: "Ubuntu",
+            background: '#333333',
+            backgroundOffset: 'rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.4)',
+            backgroundOffset2: 'rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.6)',
+            hero: '#e95420',
+            font: '#ccc',
+            fontMuted: '#aea79f',
+            box: '#604358',
+            link: 'var(--c-hero)',
+            noiseSize: '100px',
+            line1: '#56334B',
+            line2: '#7E5273',
+            line3: '#ED764D',
+            highlightTheme: 'base16/atelier-cave-light',
+        },
+        mintMono: {
+            displayName: "Mint Mono",
+            background: '#6b9080',
+            backgroundOffset: 'rgba(164, 195, 178, 0.2)',
+            backgroundOffset2: 'rgba(51, 51, 51, 0.6)',
+            hero: '#eaf4f4',
+            font: '#cce3de',
+            fontMuted: '#a4c3b2',
+            box: '#a4c3b2',
+            link: 'var(--c-hero)',
+            noiseSize: '100px',
+            line1: '#a4c3b2',
+            line2: '#cce3de',
+            line3: '#f6fff8',
+            highlightTheme: 'base16/atelier-cave-light',
+        },
+        abyss: {
+            displayName: "Abyss",
+            background: '#010A19',
+            backgroundOffset: 'rgba(1, 10, 25, 0.2)',
+            backgroundOffset2: 'rgba(1, 10, 25, 0.6)',
+            hero: '#6c7a96',
+            font: '#afbed3',
+            fontMuted: '#8391a7',
+            box: '#061021',
+            link: '#8391a7',
+            noiseSize: '100px',
+            line1: '#19253b',
+            line2: '#0b1629',
+            line3: '#061021',
+            highlightTheme: 'base16/atelier-cave-light',
+        },
+        blackIsBack: {
+            displayName: 'Black Is The New Black',
+            background: '#e4e4e4',
+            backgroundOffset: 'rgba(188, 188, 188, 0.2)',
+            backgroundOffset2: 'rgba(188, 188, 188, 0.6)',
+            hero: '#111',
+            font: '#4c4c4c',
+            fontMuted: '#4c4c4c',
+            box: '#111',
+            link: '#111',
+            noiseSize: '100px',
+            line1: '#333',
+            line2: '#222',
+            line3: '#111',
+            highlightTheme: 'base16/atelier-cave-light',
+        },
+        noir: {
+            displayName: "Noir",
+            background: '#2a333f',
+            backgroundOffset: 'rgba(56, 53, 60, 0.3)',
+            backgroundOffset2: 'rgb(45, 80, 96, 0.2)',
+            hero: '#5c3d51',
+            font: '#7297a8',
+            fontMuted: '#557988',
+            box: '#c3984f',
+            link: 'var(--c-box)',
+            noiseSize: '100px',
+            line1: '#c3984f',
+            line2: '#2d5060',
+            line3: '#5c3d51',
+            highlightTheme: 'base16/atelier-estuary',
+        },
     } as Record<string, ColorPalette>,
 }
diff --git a/src/app/http/controllers/Home.controller.ts b/src/app/http/controllers/Home.controller.ts
index f74a89e..7dd810a 100644
--- a/src/app/http/controllers/Home.controller.ts
+++ b/src/app/http/controllers/Home.controller.ts
@@ -161,7 +161,7 @@ export class Home extends Controller {
         const themeKeys = Object.keys(themes)
         const themeName = this.session.get('theme.name')
         // const themeName = this.request.safe('theme').or(themeKeys[Math.floor(Math.random()*themeKeys.length)]).in(themeKeys)
-        const theme = themes[themeName]
+        const theme = themes[themeName] || themes[themeKeys[0]]
         const themeCSS = `
             :root {
                 --c-background: ${theme.background};
diff --git a/src/app/resources/assets/main-70s.css b/src/app/resources/assets/main-70s.css
index e014e6e..d5840e5 100644
--- a/src/app/resources/assets/main-70s.css
+++ b/src/app/resources/assets/main-70s.css
@@ -135,6 +135,7 @@ b {
 .section-border .section-border-inner-1 {
     border-top: 15px solid var(--c-line-1);
     border-bottom: 15px solid var(--c-line-3);
+    background: var(--c-line-2);
     transform: rotate(3deg);
     width: calc(100vw + 30px);
     margin-left: -15px;
@@ -433,6 +434,24 @@ footer .auth-container .profile {
     margin-right: 15px;
     margin-top: 15px;
 }
+
+footer.theme-stats {
+    padding-bottom: 3px;
+    background: var(--c-background-offset-2);
+}
+
+footer.theme-stats ul {
+    padding: 0;
+}
+
+footer.theme-stats li {
+    display: inline;
+    font-family: "Courier New", Courier, monospace;
+    font-size: 0.8em;
+    text-transform: uppercase;
+    color: var(--c-font-muted);
+}
+
 .button-links {
     margin: 20px;
 }
@@ -466,6 +485,9 @@ footer .auth-container .profile {
     footer .links {
         padding: 20px 0 0;
     }
+    footer.theme-stats li {
+        display: block;
+    }
     h2 {
         font-size: 36pt;
         line-height: 1.6em;
@@ -488,6 +510,27 @@ footer .auth-container .profile {
     background-color: var(--c-background-offset);
     margin-bottom: 120px;
 }
+.hero .stars svg {
+    color: var(--c-hero) !important;
+    position: absolute;
+    top: 0;
+    left: 0;
+    opacity: 0.2;
+}
+
+
+#star-1, #star-3, #star-5 {
+    height: 50px;
+}
+
+#star-2, #star-6 {
+    height: 75px;
+}
+
+#star-4 {
+    height: 100px;
+}
+
 .hero h1 {
     font-weight: 300;
     font-size: 9em;
diff --git a/src/app/resources/assets/star.svg b/src/app/resources/assets/star.svg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..bb4bcb4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/src/app/resources/assets/star.svg
@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?>
+<!-- Created with Inkscape (http://www.inkscape.org/) -->
+
+<svg
+   width="47.581146mm"
+   height="78.547104mm"
+   viewBox="0 0 47.581146 78.547104"
+   version="1.1"
+   id="svg5"
+   xmlns:inkscape="http://www.inkscape.org/namespaces/inkscape"
+   xmlns:sodipodi="http://sodipodi.sourceforge.net/DTD/sodipodi-0.dtd"
+   xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg"
+   xmlns:svg="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg">
+  <sodipodi:namedview
+     id="namedview7"
+     pagecolor="#ffffff"
+     bordercolor="currentColor"
+     borderopacity="0.25"
+     inkscape:showpageshadow="2"
+     inkscape:pageopacity="0.0"
+     inkscape:pagecheckerboard="0"
+     inkscape:deskcolor="#d1d1d1"
+     inkscape:document-units="mm"
+     showgrid="false" />
+  <defs
+     id="defs2" />
+  <g
+     inkscape:label="Layer 1"
+     inkscape:groupmode="layer"
+     id="layer1"
+     transform="translate(-81.41733,-109.42827)">
+    <path
+       style="fill:currentColor;fill-opacity:0;stroke:currentColor;stroke-width:7;stroke-linecap:round;stroke-dasharray:none"
+       d="m 105,112.92827 c 0,0 1.66434,35.57173 -20.082663,35.57173"
+       id="path1153"
+       inkscape:export-filename="star.svg"
+       inkscape:export-xdpi="96"
+       inkscape:export-ydpi="96" />
+    <path
+       style="fill:currentColor;fill-opacity:0;stroke:currentColor;stroke-width:7;stroke-linecap:round;stroke-dasharray:none"
+       d="m 105.41582,112.92827 c 0,0 -1.66434,35.57173 20.08267,35.57173"
+       id="path1153-3" />
+    <path
+       style="fill:currentColor;fill-opacity:0;stroke:currentColor;stroke-width:7;stroke-linecap:round;stroke-dasharray:none"
+       d="m 105,184.47538 c 0,0 1.66434,-35.57173 -20.082665,-35.57173"
+       id="path1153-6" />
+    <path
+       style="fill:currentColor;fill-opacity:0;stroke:currentColor;stroke-width:7;stroke-linecap:round;stroke-dasharray:none"
+       d="m 105.41582,184.47538 c 0,0 -1.66434,-35.57173 20.08267,-35.57173"
+       id="path1153-3-7" />
+  </g>
+</svg>
diff --git a/src/app/resources/assets/welcome.js b/src/app/resources/assets/welcome.js
index e483942..331eeea 100644
--- a/src/app/resources/assets/welcome.js
+++ b/src/app/resources/assets/welcome.js
@@ -1,5 +1,7 @@
 window.glmdev = window.glmdev || {}
 
+window.glmdev.themeStats = window.glmdev.themeStats || []
+
 window.glmdev.taglines = [
     '...is proud that this site is Google-free',
     '...is a supporter of FLOSS',
@@ -20,7 +22,7 @@ window.glmdev.taglines = [
 ]
 
 document.querySelector('#tagline')
-    .addEventListener('click', event => {
+    ?.addEventListener('click', event => {
         if ( typeof glmdev.tagline_index === 'undefined' ) glmdev.tagline_index = 0
         else if ( glmdev.tagline_index === glmdev.taglines.length - 1 ) glmdev.tagline_index = 0
         else glmdev.tagline_index += 1
@@ -29,7 +31,7 @@ document.querySelector('#tagline')
     })
 
 document.querySelector('#timeline-view-all')
-    .addEventListener('click', event => {
+    ?.addEventListener('click', event => {
         const hidden = document.querySelectorAll('.work-container.theme-hide')
         for ( const item of hidden ) {
             item.classList.remove('theme-hide')
@@ -37,3 +39,125 @@ document.querySelector('#timeline-view-all')
 
         document.querySelector('#timeline-view-all').classList.add('theme-hide')
     }, false)
+
+function getRandomArbitrary(min, max) {
+    min = Math.ceil(min)
+    max = Math.floor(max)
+    return Math.floor(Math.random() * (max - min + 1)) + min
+}
+
+const calculateMean = (values) => {
+    return (values.reduce((sum, current) => sum + current)) / values.length;
+}
+
+const calculateVariance = (values) => {
+    const average = calculateMean(values);
+    const squareDiffs = values.map((value) => {
+        const diff = value - average;
+        return diff * diff;
+    });
+    return calculateMean(squareDiffs);
+}
+
+const calculateStdev = (values) => {
+    return Math.sqrt(calculateVariance(values))
+}
+
+function calculateDistance(ax, ay, bx, by) {
+    return Math.sqrt(Math.pow(ax-bx, 2) + Math.pow(ay-by, 2))
+}
+
+function placeStars() {
+    const widths = []
+    const heights = []
+
+    document.querySelectorAll('.stars svg')
+        .forEach(function(star) {
+            var width = window.innerWidth - 50
+            var height = (window.innerHeight / 3) - 50
+
+            var widthOffset = getRandomArbitrary(50, width)
+            var heightOffset = getRandomArbitrary(50, height)
+
+            star.style.left = widthOffset + 'px'
+            star.style.top = heightOffset + 'px'
+
+            widths.push(widthOffset)
+            heights.push(heightOffset)
+        })
+
+    return [widths, heights]
+}
+
+function isGoodStarPattern(widths, heights) {
+    const starCount = document.querySelectorAll('.stars svg').length
+    const minWidthStdev = window.innerWidth / (starCount / 1.5)
+    const widthStdev = calculateStdev(widths)
+
+    const minHeightStdev = (window.innerHeight / 3) / (starCount)
+    const heightStdev = calculateStdev(heights)
+
+    const [centroidWidth, centroidHeight] = [window.innerWidth / 2, (window.innerHeight / 3) / 2]
+    const distances = widths.map((w, i) => [w, heights[i]])
+        .map(([w, h]) => calculateDistance(w, h, centroidWidth, centroidHeight))
+
+    const minDistanceStdev = Math.min(window.innerWidth, window.innerHeight) / 10
+    const distanceStdev = calculateStdev(distances)
+
+    return widthStdev > minWidthStdev && heightStdev > minHeightStdev && distanceStdev > minDistanceStdev
+}
+
+function placeStarsWithRetry() {
+    if ( !document.querySelectorAll('.stars svg').length ) {
+        return
+    }
+
+    let tries = 30
+    do {
+        var [widths, heights] = placeStars()
+        tries -= 1
+    } while ( !isGoodStarPattern(widths, heights) && tries > 0 )
+
+    const [centroidWidth, centroidHeight] = [window.innerWidth / 2, (window.innerHeight / 3) / 2]
+    const distances = widths.map((w, i) => [w, heights[i]])
+        .map(([w, h]) => calculateDistance(w, h, centroidWidth, centroidHeight))
+
+    window.glmdev.themeStats.push(
+        `# of constellations generated: ${30 - tries}`,
+        `Width stdev: ${Math.round(calculateStdev(widths))}`,
+        `Height stdev: ${Math.round(calculateStdev(heights))}`,
+        `Distance stdev: ${Math.round(calculateStdev(distances))}`
+    )
+}
+
+window.placeStars = placeStars
+window.isGoodStarPattern = isGoodStarPattern
+window.placeStarsWithRetry = placeStarsWithRetry
+placeStarsWithRetry()
+
+function updateThemeStatsDisplay() {
+    const ul = document.querySelector('footer.theme-stats ul')
+
+    for ( const stat of glmdev.themeStats ) {
+        const li = document.createElement('li')
+        li.innerText = stat
+        ul.appendChild(li)
+    }
+
+    ul.style.display = glmdev.themeStats.length ? 'unset' : 'none'
+}
+
+var resizeDebufHandle = false
+window.onresize = () => {
+    if ( resizeDebufHandle ) {
+        clearTimeout(resizeDebufHandle)
+    }
+
+    resizeDebufHandle = setTimeout(() => {
+        placeStarsWithRetry()
+        resizeDebufHandle = false
+    }, 500)
+}
+
+window.updateThemeStatsDisplay = updateThemeStatsDisplay
+updateThemeStatsDisplay()
diff --git a/src/app/resources/views/technical.pug b/src/app/resources/views/technical.pug
index db26e50..dccf377 100644
--- a/src/app/resources/views/technical.pug
+++ b/src/app/resources/views/technical.pug
@@ -24,6 +24,15 @@ block content
                     br
                     br
 
+                    h4 The Stars
+                    p The homepage of this site features a constellation of 6 translucent stars which appears at the top of the page.
+                    p The positions of the stars are randomly generated based on the dimensions of the page. To discourage clustered/skewed constellations, the following criteria are used:
+                    ol
+                        li Standard deviation of the x-axis offset
+                        li Standard deviation of the y-axis offset
+                        li Standard deviation of the centroid distance
+                    p Because it's interesting, you can view the # of generation attempts, as well as the aforementioned criteria in the footer of the homepage.
+
                     h3 Source Code & Licensing
                     a(href='https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/4.0/' target='_blank' style='margin-top: 15px')
                         img(src=asset('cc-by-nc-sa.png'))
diff --git a/src/app/resources/views/template_70s.pug b/src/app/resources/views/template_70s.pug
index 8b3c237..81a7e7f 100644
--- a/src/app/resources/views/template_70s.pug
+++ b/src/app/resources/views/template_70s.pug
@@ -17,6 +17,10 @@ head
 
     block style
         style !{themeCSS}
+        script.
+            window.glmdev = window.glmdev || {}
+            window.glmdev.themeStats = window.glmdev.themeStats || []
+            window.glmdev.themeStats.push('Theme: !{themeDisplayName}')
         link(rel='stylesheet' href=asset('main-70s.css'))
 
     link(rel='author' href='/humans.txt')
@@ -81,5 +85,8 @@ body
                     li
                         a(href='/dash') dashboard
 
+    footer.theme-stats
+        ul
+
     block script
     script(src=asset('welcome.js'))
diff --git a/src/app/resources/views/welcome.pug b/src/app/resources/views/welcome.pug
index e6c6fdd..0c7488a 100644
--- a/src/app/resources/views/welcome.pug
+++ b/src/app/resources/views/welcome.pug
@@ -3,6 +3,17 @@ block content
     .container#home
         .inner
             section.hero.full-height
+                .stars
+                    each val in [1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6]
+                        svg(id=('star-' + val) width='47.581146mm' height='78.547104mm' viewbox='0 0 47.581146 78.547104' version='1.1' xmlns:inkscape='http://www.inkscape.org/namespaces/inkscape' xmlns:sodipodi='http://sodipodi.sourceforge.net/DTD/sodipodi-0.dtd' xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' xmlns:svg='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg')
+                            sodipodi:namedview#namedview7(pagecolor='#ffffff' bordercolor='currentColor' borderopacity='0.25' inkscape:showpageshadow='2' inkscape:pageopacity='0.0' inkscape:pagecheckerboard='0' inkscape:deskcolor='#d1d1d1' inkscape:document-units='mm' showgrid='false')
+                            defs#defs2
+                            g#layer1(inkscape:label='Layer 1' inkscape:groupmode='layer' transform='translate(-81.41733,-109.42827)')
+                                path#path1153(style='fill:currentColor;fill-opacity:0;stroke:currentColor;stroke-width:7;stroke-linecap:round;stroke-dasharray:none' d='m 105,112.92827 c 0,0 1.66434,35.57173 -20.082663,35.57173' inkscape:export-filename='star.svg' inkscape:export-xdpi='96' inkscape:export-ydpi='96')
+                                path#path1153-3(style='fill:currentColor;fill-opacity:0;stroke:currentColor;stroke-width:7;stroke-linecap:round;stroke-dasharray:none' d='m 105.41582,112.92827 c 0,0 -1.66434,35.57173 20.08267,35.57173')
+                                path#path1153-6(style='fill:currentColor;fill-opacity:0;stroke:currentColor;stroke-width:7;stroke-linecap:round;stroke-dasharray:none' d='m 105,184.47538 c 0,0 1.66434,-35.57173 -20.082665,-35.57173')
+                                path#path1153-3-7(style='fill:currentColor;fill-opacity:0;stroke:currentColor;stroke-width:7;stroke-linecap:round;stroke-dasharray:none' d='m 105.41582,184.47538 c 0,0 -1.66434,-35.57173 20.08267,-35.57173')
+
                 .hero-box
                     h1 Garrett Mills
                     p Software engineer, computer scientist, and nerd.